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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Ooglers

Question: Guys, do you really think we don't notice, or do you just not care?

Why is it that most men blatantly stare at women's breasts? They could at least be subtle about it. It seems for many, subtly is unattainable.

I know what you're thinking: If guys are looking at your boobs, you are probably showing them off and deserve it. Wrong. Today I was wearing a turtle neck. How much more conservative can you get? They couldn't see the skin on my neck, let alone cleavage. Despite the coverage, guys still made eye contact with my boobs instead of me as I walked to class.

I have also noticed that the tendency for guys to stare at my boobs increases when I'm wearing sun glasses.

Reminder: Just because you can't see my eyes, doesn't mean I can't see yours!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would look, but I'd be subtle. Maybe I'd wear sunglasses. (Sorry, just being honest.)

8:13 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

There is a difference between looking an oogling. There is a tasteful discrete glance, and then there is the rude, I don't care if you know that i'm completely objectifying you, stare. As long as you not an oogler, you're still the best secret admirer ever!

10:48 AM  
Blogger noluckmurphy said...

I bet if I ran a search for boobs, brest, tits, or chest on your blog I would be amazed by the results. :P

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well this must mean you are really good looking. I do think it is disrespectful though.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys are always attracted to good looking broads with big boobies. Judging from your pictures, you fit that type.

Its easy to say just be thankful that you are hot and blessed with a heavenly rack, but I guess its hard to always think that others are just staring at your mamms.

What you have to do is rise above it, make them notice you for a different reason -- but don't waste the pretty! Make a brash statement verbally when you see someone staring at your tits and ask them a deep and insightful question.

I would give you an example, but I'm not smart enough and I just love looking at your massive mounds.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Thanks... I think

1:55 PM  

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