Walk Nude, and people won't need to undress you with their eyes.

Hmm... Where to begin....

I have been feeling really lazy today. From the second I woke up, I have been complaining of having Weaknessthropia (for those who are fluent in the word my friends and I made up in third grade, Weaknessthropia: The state of feeling weak to the point where you question your ability to support your own weight.) It was a struggle to stay awake in class and at work, forming spheres out of tin foil seemed strenuous.

When I got home, all I wanted to do was lounge on the couch and eat cereal, which I did for quite some time. Noticing my vegetative state, my roommate warned me that she was having people over and they would be arriving in a few minutes, obviously hinting at the fact that I looked like shit and needed to shower. Sticking with the laziness of the rest of the day, I waited until I heard Kyle, Spencer, and Charles knock on the door before I went to take a shower.

My roommate and I have an agreement to not lock the door to the bathroom when we shower in case the other person needs to use the toilet. It has now become habit to not lock the door. I know what you're all thinking, "Ok, so what if someone walks in the bathroom while you’re showering? You have a shower curtain right?" Yes, we have a "shower curtain," but it is clear.

After I had shampooed my hair, I turned around to adjust the temperature of the water. At that exact moment, Elizabeth bursts into the bathroom and Kyle and Spenser happen to be standing in the hall way behind her, perfectly positioned to see me naked in the shower. I was completely taken by surprise. I can't even imagine how funny the look on my face had to be.

What makes this whole situation even stranger is that Elizabeth didn't even need to pee. She came in the bathroom while I was showering to tell me that Charles had tracked mud all over our carpet when he walked in the door...

I have yet to decide if she really came in to tell me that or if she was in league with Kyle and Spencer. She is always trying to trick me into showing them my boobs.

*Megan* I know, you would have thought I would have learned to lock the door when I shower from that little incident in Colorado with Joey Corbin.