Ten Reasons Why I HATE Hollister

1. It is always so dark in the store. One can hardly see the clothes.
2. The music is always too loud and usually sucks.
3. Every Hollister has the same smell and it makes me feel like puking.
4. The clothes have become increasingly expensive, while the quality has decreased.
5. They encourage their staff to be aloof. Good luck getting any help.
6. All of the clothes are just slight variations of two or three basic patterns.
7. All people who shop there on a regular basis end up looking like carbon copies of each other but maintain a false sense of individuality.
8. They have so much decorative crap in the store that it is impossible to make it to the back of the store with out running into something. They are the TGIF of the clothing industry.
9. The dressing rooms are made up of fabric draped randomly over pipes and, in their efforts to be aloof, the staff neglects to pick up the discarded clothing from the last occupant, so the floors are always covered in random piles of assorted shit.
10. Most of their clothing has clever sayings with sexual under tones on it. Gag me.

If there is a hell, I can't imagine it being much worse than Hollister.