Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet.

I have officially been released from my babysitting duties! I am chalking this one up as a success. All of my rules were followed, no one died, the dog didn't run away, and the house is still standing. What more can their parents ask for?

My rules for the weekend were as follows:

1. Don't do anything that might merit police intervention.
2. If you do something you're not supposed to, don't tell me about it. That way, I can't be blamed.
3. Don't get the dog high.
4. Don't runaway, get kidnapped, lose a body part, or die until your parents get back.

Ya, I know, I'm pretty tough to please.