10 reasons why I hate my boobs:
(Kyle: You said I wouldn't, which means I have no choice.)
1. They are the first thing everyone looks at.
2. They are completely out of proportion for my body type.
3. Designers don't make tops for thin girls with large chests.
4. People ask me if they are fake.
5. It is almost impossible to find a cute bra in size DD.
6. It is almost impossible to find a bra in size DD that fits around my torso.
7. They get in the way. (I think my golf swing would be a lot better with out them.)
8. My boyfriend talks to my boobs as much as he talks to me.
9. My roommate feels it is necessary to point out how "huge and perky" my "porn star boobs" are to anyone and everyone who enters our apartment.
10. They are impossible to hide. I doesn't matter how baggy the t-shirt is, you can still tell they are there.
posted by Unknown @ 9:08 PM
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y'know when you make a big deal out of having boobs thats like someone holding a cheat sheet in front of you and saying that if yuo look at it during the test you fail. Moral: That redundant
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Shadeofdeath: I am never the one that makes a big deal out of my boobs. (Except when I'm pissed off about lewd comments that someone made about them.) In fact, most of the time I try to down play them. Only on rare occasions do I "show them off." I'm definitely not displaying them, and then getting mad when people look. I'm just sick of rude comments, being known as the girl with big tits, and the like. Imagine your penis was so big that no matter how baggy your pant were you still had a huge bulge. Ya, it'd be cool for about a week, but after that it gets kind of old.
May I suckle your teet?
hardy har har! share the wealth o' sister of mine! that is all i can say.. u cry "To Much!" I cry "what the crap?! where'd they go! o .. right I never had them.. WHY!!!!!" .. hmm it's all the same ;)
Megs
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